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Bite-Sized: A Twilight Podcast

Ben Hebert

Join comedian Ben Hebert as he watches the Twilight movies one scene at a time and discusses them with a new guest every week!

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one credit per hour of audio for a new episode · 1 credit for one we have · up to 25 at a time

Ep. 113 - Three Cool Chairs and Also Edward is There 2026-09-07 · 34m
Ep. 112 - Flying Virgin 2026-08-31 · 32m
Ep. 111 - Bad Connections All Around 2026-08-24 · 35m
Ep. 110 - Ah! A Girl! 2026-08-17 · 31m
Ep. 109 - No Regrets, All Kisses 2026-08-10 · 32m
Ep. 108 - The Harry J. Fishwater Memorial Episode 2026-08-03 · 30m
Ep. 107 - Follow the Bubbles, Bella! 2026-07-27 · 30m
Ep. 106 - Oblivia Swan 2026-07-20 · 31m
Ep. 105 - Boy Patrol 2026-07-13 · 35m
Ep. 104 - The First Annual Bella Stop Talking Day 2026-07-06 · 32m
Ep. 103 - Emily McMuffin of the Washington McMuffins 2026-06-29 · 35m
Ep. 102 - JortsCon 2009 2026-06-22 · 32m
Ep. 101 - Belly Button Standoff 2026-06-16 · 34m
EPISODE 100 2026-06-08 · 53m
Ep. 99 - Smashion Jorts 2026-06-01 · 32m
Ep. 98 - Launana 2026-05-25 · 35m
Ep. 97 - The Worst Sixty Seconds of the Movie So Far 2026-05-18 · 30m
Ep. 96 - Jacob's Future is Unwritten 2026-05-11 · 34m
Ep. 95 - Harry Fishwater's Mojo Dojo Casa House 2026-05-04 · 31m
Ep. 94 - An Exploration of Interior Architecture 2026-04-27 · 35m
Ep. 93 - Frickin Faceshoot 2026-04-20 · 30m
Ep. 92 - Brought to You By Burger King 2026-04-13 · 33m
Ep. 91 - Mike Newton, You Stole my Heart 2026-04-06 · 32m
Ep. 90 - Thank You, Brother Jacob 2026-03-30 · 32m
Ep. 89 - Just Rough Housin With the Boyz 2026-03-23 · 34m
Ep. 88 - CBT 2026-03-16 · 33m
Ep. 87 - That One Time Bella Threw Pizza So Hard it Turned Into a Wrench 2026-03-09 · 33m
Ep. 86 - Bella! How the Hell Have You Been, Loca? 2026-03-02 · 30m
Ep. 85 - A Pete in the Hand is Worth a Chet in the Bush 2026-02-23 · 35m
Ep. 84 - "Women Be Shopping"-Charlie Swan 2026-02-16 · 30m
Ep. 83 - There's a Possibility... Bella's Sad 2026-02-09 · 32m
Ep. 82 - Sad Girls Can't Run 2026-02-02 · 35m
Ep. 81 - Air Bud Doesn't Want You to Come 2026-01-26 · 33m
Bonus Episode! Bite-Sized: Origins 2026-01-20 · 16m
Ep. 80 - Bon Ivering and Edwarding 2026-01-19 · 32m
Ep. 79 - Belief Me Alone 2026-01-12 · 33m
Ep. 78 - DAYUMMM 2026-01-07 · 36m
Ep. 77 - Baby's First Wrapping Paper 2025-12-15 · 31m
Ep. 76 - Eel Volturi 2025-11-17 · 34m
Ep. 75 - Alan Rickman Could Have Been in Twilight 2025-11-10 · 30m
Bite-Sized Presents: The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 2025-11-03 · 118m
Ep. 74 - IT'S BELLA'S BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE!!!!!! 2025-10-27 · 32m
Ep. 73 - Volvo XC60 Parking Spaces 2025-10-20 · 35m
Ep. 72 - Grey Haired Good Morning 2025-10-13 · 31m
Ep. 71 - I'm Looking At The Me In The Mirror 2025-10-06 · 32m
Ep. 70 - MOON FACTS (live from Chicago!) 2025-09-29 · 41m
Ep. 69 - The Credits 2025-09-22 · 45m
Ep. 68 - Gettin' Paternal at the Prom 2025-09-15 · 32m
Ep. 67 - Stop and Go Prom 2025-09-08 · 32m
Ep. 66 - A Portrait of a Family Reunion 2025-09-01 · 31m
Ep. 65 - Two Eggs and Toxic Masculinity 2025-06-23 · 32m
Ep. 64 - Stammering Down the Stairs 2025-06-16 · 34m
Ep. 63 - Wake Me Up When Bella Ends by Green Day 2025-05-19 · 30m
Ep. 62 - The Three Gs 2025-05-12 · 31m
Ep. 61 - Lights, Camera, Breakin' Bones! 2025-05-05 · 34m
Ep. 60 - Bella's Lament 2025-04-07 · 31m
Ep. 59 - BELLA?? BELLA??? 2025-03-31 · 33m
Ep. 58 - Cowboy, Cowboy, Cowboy 2025-03-17 · 32m
Ep. 57 - James' Incredible Sense of Smell 2025-03-10 · 30m
Ep. 56 - Patchy-Ass Sideburns 2025-03-03 · 32m
Ep. 55 - Driving at Dusk 2025-02-25 · 30m
Ep. 54 - But Daddy, I Don't Love Him 2025-02-17 · 31m
Ep. 53 - That Guy is Running Soooo Fast 2025-02-10 · 31m
Ep. 52 - Sarah Brought a Snack 2024-11-18 · 32m
Ep. 51 - Do Monkeys Play Baseball? 2024-11-04 · 33m
Bonus Ep. #4 - Interview with a Twilight Actor! 2024-10-21 · 22m
Ep. 50 - Rainier to My Heart 2024-10-07 · 32m
Bite-Sized Recap #3 2024-09-30 · 30m
Ep. 49 - Come To My Window 2024-09-23 · 33m
Ep. 48 - I Got You A Spinach Salad 2024-09-16 · 27m
Ep. 46 - Mr. Barky Nails 2024-09-09 · 30m
Ep. 45 - Musty Blanket 2024-09-02 · 34m
Ep. 44 - Dinner with Devils 2024-08-19 · 30m
Ep. 43 - Chivalry in 4x Speed 2024-08-12 · 27m
Ep. 42 - I Want to Be Funny But I Have Responsibilities. It’s Complicated. 2024-08-05 · 34m
Ep. 41 - Unequal Biteage 2024-07-29 · 31m
Ep. 40 - Car Vamps 2024-07-15 · 29m
Ep. 39 - Bedhead Thoughts for a Monstrous Boyfriend 2024-07-08 · 29m
Mini #3: NEW LISTENERS START HERE 2024-07-01 · 6m
Ep. 38 - Stupid Lamb 2024-06-24 · 33m
Ep. 37 - I'mma Getcha 2024-06-17 · 32m
Ep. 36 - Hot Girls Do Their Research 2024-06-10 · 33m
Ep. 35 - The Shining Swans 2024-06-03 · 32m
Ep. 34 - ADR: Already Dead? Really? 2024-05-27 · 35m
Ep. 33 - Mushroom Ravioli 2024-05-13 · 31m
Bite-Sized Recap #2 2024-05-06 · 29m
Ep. 32 - Bloated Toad Surprise 2024-04-29 · 31m
Ep. 31 - Alley Oops or: Hey! You! Get into My Car! 2024-04-22 · 30m
Ep. 30 - Prom Dress Pals 2024-04-15 · 31m
Mini-Episode #2: Merch & More! 2024-04-08 · 5m
Ep. 29 - Brown Polo, Basketball Longs: Keepin' it Teal 2024-04-01 · 32m
Ep. 28 - Investigative Journalism 2024-03-25 · 25m
Ep. 27 - Kiss Me, I'm Dead 2024-03-18 · 34m
Ep. 26 - Beachsnake 2024-03-11 · 32m
Ep. 25 - Sharks & Capes 2024-02-05 · 29m
Ep. 24 - Snacky Sack 2024-01-22 · 33m
Bite-Sized Recap (1-15) 2024-01-15 · 28m
Ep. 23 - Divorced Dad Energy 2024-01-08 · 33m
Ep. 22 - Worms of Endearment 2024-01-01 · 33m
Mini-Episode #1: An Update & Bonus Content! 2023-11-27 · 3m
Ep. 21 - Don’t Drink It-It’s for the Plants/Google It! 2023-11-06 · 30m
Ep. 20 - P-Prom...? 2023-10-30 · 30m
Ep. 19 - Liza Minnelli Swan has a Dream 2023-10-23 · 26m
Ep. 18 - Just Tell Everyone You're a Vampire 2023-10-16 · 35m
Ep. 17 - Edward Supermans 2023-10-09 · 32m
Ep. 16 - Aaron Sorkin Walk & Talk 2023-10-02 · 33m
Ep. 15 - Edward Ate His Lab Partner 2023-09-25 · 35m
Ep. 14 - Establishing the Unestablishable 2023-09-18 · 33m
Ep. 13 - One if By Land, Two if By Dock/Oil Rig?: FIGHT! 2023-09-11 · 36m
Ep. 12 - Brooding About Eddie 2023-09-04 · 32m
Ep. 11 - Mom Talk! 2023-08-28 · 31m
Ep. 10 - Bella's Nothingburger 2023-08-21 · 32m
Ep. 9 - Bioslam on my Heartstrings 2023-08-14 · 35m
Ep. 8 - Scent of a Worm 2023-08-07 · 34m
Ep. 7 - The Real Vampires of Forks 2023-07-31 · 38m
Ep. 6 - Volleybonk 2023-07-24 · 36m
Ep. 5 - Suffer In Silence 2023-07-17 · 33m
Ep. 4 - Car Buddies 2023-07-10 · 24m
Ep. 3 - Forks: Here We Go Again 2023-07-03 · 27m
Ep. 2 - Phoenix Rising: A Stuck Cactus Never Blooms 2023-07-03 · 38m
Ep. 1 - Deer Edward, I'm Comin' for YA 2023-07-03 · 30m
Bite-Sized Teaser Trailer 2023-05-30 · 1m
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