The New Yorker Radio Hour · 2026-02-20 · 32 min · 4,878 words

Conan O’Brien on What Can Go Wrong at the Oscars

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This is the New Yorker Radio Hour, a co-production of WNYC Studios and The New Yorker. Welcome to the New Yorker Radio Hour. I'm David Remnett. Please welcome four-time Oscar viewer Conan O'Brien. Hosting the Academy Awards is not an easy gig.

Everybody delights in panning it. It's always endlessly long, and it's often a parade of self congratulation and sanctimony, and the musical numbers are Busby Berkeley on acid when they succeed. And yet, as host of the Oscars last year, Conan O'Brien really nailed it. It's Hollywood's biggest night that starts at four in the afternoon.

Everyone here just had brunch. O'Brien's resume starts out as president of the Harvard lampoon, and goes right through writing for Saturday Night Live and The Simpsons, and then of course, he was host of The Tonight Show. The years have gone by, and now he's one of Comedy's wise elders. Ironic, self-deprecating, zany.

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