Revisionist History: The Staten Island Problem · 2026-07-30 · 33 min · 5,280 words

The Staten Island Problem - Part 4: Wu-Tang vs. Shaolin

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Pushkin. One of my favorite books is Middle March by George Elliott. It's about the life and manners of a small English town in the nineteenth century. It's also a cautionary tale. For the kind of person I am.

There's a character in the book named Edward Casabon, a dreary middle-aged man who's engaged in a decades long writing project. Kazabon collects facts he writes on little sheets of paper that he stores in the pigeonholes of his library shelves. He claims that someday he's gonna use these facts to prove that all the myths of the world are really one myth. He's obsessed. He calls it.

The key to all mytholies. And he sees it. Everywhere. I'm not middle aged and I am fairly upbeat, but I fear that last bit is me.

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