Acquired · 2026-09-14 · 215 min · 35,794 words

Home Depot

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I'm sorry, I got tripped up. You used uh power tools, David Rosenthal? I built this whole door. I got the the Blight door from Home Depot. I had to cut it down to size to fit a non-standard size door opening in my studio.

I drilled the door handle. I put the doorknob on myself. It all worked great. We uh we gotta get you to the pro desk. Yeah.

And it's been part of every acquired episode since. All right, let's do this. Who got the truth? Is it you, is it you, is it you? Who got the truth now?

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