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The Jordan Harbinger Show · 2025-07-18 · 64 min · 14,555 words

1184: Is It Love on the Lam or a Calculated Scam? | Feedback Friday

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Welcome to Feedback Friday. I'm your host, Jordan Harbinger. As always, I'm here with Feedback Friday producer, the lemon and eucalyptus spray, keeping these pesky mosquitoes of life drama away, Gabriel Mizrahi. You saw me spraying that on my ankles during our call yesterday, didn't you? That's where that came from. Yeah, and I was like what a fitting metaphor. Old jungle gaby in his hippie ointment that probably doesn't even work. It works okay. The toxic deet driving away these mosquitoes of life drama just doesn't hit the same. No. So I think you went with the right choice. But you know, that stuff is way more effective. It's yes, it's terrible for you and probably causes your babies to come out with two heads, but it smells. Terrible. Yeah. Oh depestide, no grass gas. Yeah. My body though, dude, is A mosquito buffet.

Oh yeah. Yeah. I think I might be allergic to them or something because my whole body is covered in these huge welts. Yes. Does that happen to you? Like other people just get little bites, but I get bruises. So when I first went to Panama I was like, Oh, w mosquitoes don't bother me in the United States and then I w I got stung or bitten, whatever, in Panama. And I got these huge, huge welts. Oh, okay. They're different down here then. Maybe they're different and they cause way more irritation in some people, but then when I came back to the United States, now I basically don't get any mosquito bites ever. Not that they don't bite me. I think they do. I think that I've just gotten like a megadose from Costa Rica, Panama

South America mosquitoes and so now the American mosquito. Yeah, basically developed immunity. Like it my histamine reaction just doesn't it the mosquito bites up here, they just don't trigger they don't reach the bar. I don't think that's a thing, but that's a funny theory. It might be. I don't really know, but I don't get them here. And when I got them in Panama, I was like, My brother These things are little volcanoes on my skin. They're super itchy and irritating. That's me right now. So gross. Yeah. So I get it. You don't wanna have to Monsanto your whole body just so you don't itch. I'm I'm the same way.

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