Modern Wisdom · 2026-08-10 · 119 min · 25,028 words

“We’re At The Beginning Of A Revolution” - Jimmy Carr - #1135

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How many shows did you do last year? Uh maybe Oh god, I don't know. Two fifty, three hundred, something like that? Uh it's the it's the two shows a night thing that that ramps up the numbers. Mm-hmm. And that's been the big kinda innovation In my touring.

If you Yeah, there's an old line. Um I think it was B B King said it. I do the shows for free. They pay me to travel. And I kinda feel like that. I feel like getting there is the hassle. Doing the show is a joy. And th so we do a show at seven.

And then a show at nine thirty. In most places. So it's that thing of like it's one for me. One for HMRC. Right. One goes to the tax man, the other one's just all full line.

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