Raccoon Wars, NFL Scammers & Past Crimes - Matt McCusker #1149

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I'm in a battle with raccoons at the moment. Where? My backyard is just me versus raccoons at the moment. They go on your roof? They I've got this nice couch thing.

Like they sit on it, it's like comfy, you can lie in it. And they've just wrecked that. They every single night they come in and they wreck that. They decided they were gonna tear up one croc. I had like two crocs, like a pair of crocs left outside, which I mean they might have done me a

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