Ologies with Alie Ward · 2026-06-10 · 81 min · 13,871 words

Paternology (FATHERHOOD) with Darby Saxbe

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Oh. Hey. The lady. who has a podcast who you call Dad Ward'cause She doesn't mind embarrassing herself, so now you are mine. Hey, let's talk about dads. Who are they?

What do they do? And in the words of many, many patrons who wrote in with questions, why do so many of them suck so bad? How did the good ones get it right? And We're gonna find out. Hop in the back seat. Let's examine

Paternology about dads. You horse around back there. I'll turn this podcast around. But first, let's indeed thank those patrons for all the sweet and funny questions you sent. And if you'd like to submit yours before we record an episode, you can join the fam at patreon.com slash allogies for one hot dollar a month. Which supports us. Also, if you do have little ones, we have smallogies. Those are shorter, kid friendly, G rated episodes we put into their own feed available to subscribe for free. Wherever you get podcasts, just look for Smology's S M O L O.

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