Coloproctology (COLON CANCER + BUTT FUN) with Carmen Fong
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Oh hey, it's the fitted sheet that really doesn't care how you fold it. Allie Ward, welcome to Oligies. I'm proud of you for listening to this one. It might save your life or it might make you horny. We'll see.
Either way, this guest is thrilling. They are a colorectal surgeon and the author of the acclaimed book Constipation Nation. What to know when you can't go? They have been decorated with so many medical awards. They got their MD at Michigan State University.
They did their surgery residency at Mount Sinai Beth, Israel, then a fellowship in colon and rectal surgery at Stonybrook, and is a double board certified general and colorectal surgeon. in private practice as a co-director of the Hemorrhoid Centers of America. They're so funny, so charming, no question is too sensitive, and you need to send this to everyone you know with a butthole, even your grandparents. You think your granddad never had a finger up his butt? I got a bridge to sell you.
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