Ologies with Alie Ward · 2025-06-14 · 85 min · 13,778 words

Bonus Episode: THE U.S. CONSTITUTION. Let's read it together.

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Oh hey, it's the old lady at the craft store buying poster board, Allie Ward, and I wanted to bring to your attention this. This is a full reading of the U.S. Constitution. We also have a whole episode, it's linked in the show notes, about constitutional law. It's called Nomology with the amazing and legendary law scholar Dr.

Fernita Tolson, who's the dean and the Carl Mason Franklin Chair in law at USC's Gold School of Law. It's a great episode. It was recorded in 2019 and it covers what's up with the amendments, what are the articles, what does it mean to be an American? What rights do we have?

How did we get them and how do we keep them? We also discuss what it was like having Barack Obama as her law professor, if she reads the Apple terms and conditions, the civil rights movement, impeachment, how to get familiar with the best SCOTUS gossip, and also Shonda Rhimes. By the end of the episode, you'll be able to wink at the Constitution and say, I get you. And you might be engaging in more peaceful protests or applying to law school or hanging Professor Tolson's portrait on your wall.

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