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IKEA

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I also got a flat packed chocolate mousse. I put it together this morning. It's very easy. It's three pieces. Oh, moose like an animal, not chocolate moose like a pudding. Yeah, that's correct. It looked really good at first, but like the sun rays came in my window and within like ten minutes it was melted and broke on the kitchen table. Oh boy. Is there an analogy about Ikea furniture in there?

I hope not. It was funny though. No, I don't think so. I'm ready if you are. I'm ready. Let's do it.

Who got the truth? Is it you, is it you, is it you Who got No. Is it you, is it you, is it you Me down, say it straight

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