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She BEAT The S&P 500 By 41%?!

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Alright, you ready to do this? Yeah, hold on. I'm just uh I'm just executing a stock trade right now. I'm I am the wolf of Wall Street right now, Sam. I we are live on this podcast, but I'm not here.

I'm not here talking to you. I'm in Wall Street right now, on the stock market floor, shaking my money, saying, Take my money. Because I'm buying a stock. I don't think the Wolf of Wall Street used Robin Hood, but that's okay. If you want here's here's what we're gonna do. If you want to find out how to lose money like I do. You should stick around. Uh first I'm gonna tell you the sponsor of today's show, and then I'm gonna tell you about my latest money losing move. Yeah.

Feel like I can rule the world, I know I can be what I want to I'll put my all in it like my day's all on a rolless track. So what is it? You've been on a stock kick. You you're really on a stock kick. Which is just bad news for me. I every time I get on a stock kick, bad things happen. Um, I just don't realize it until three years later. So

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