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The Infinite Monkey Cage · 2026-11-12 · 43 min · 7,277 words

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This BBC Podcast is supported by ads outside the UK. Näetkö, mitä just tapahtuu? En, olin selkäsuhun päin. Sovin asunto esittelyn huomiseksi. Oh, oh. Sujuu kuin sato. Vuokraa elämäsi koti.

Sato.fi Johtaja heräpover. Te menitte avamaan sen mustan kontin. Andoran lipas on auki. Vapautitte hinta Harden, sokkihinnat! Mitä niitä nyt on. Vielä ei ole liian myöhäistä palauttaa hintoja korkeamiksi kohtuullisiksi. Pover Blackfeak. Yli luonnollisen pimeitä niilejä. Nappaomasi nyt pover.fi. Yeah. Ei pääsee itku maanantaisin, kun sä oot sinulle räätälöid henkkoht edut suoraan puhelimeesi.

Kyllä vain. Katso edut K-ruokasovelluksesta. Hello, I'm Jessica Fosterkey. And I'm Adam Rutherford, and this is the Infinite Monkey Cage. I'm not saying that they don't trust me to be deeply intellectual, but on this show what we have for you today is a whole episode about poo. Bird and bat poo specifically, you could say we're starting at the bottom. Yeah, you're right not to laugh, I'm better than that, Joke. Also, it doesn't really work because uh most birds don't have bottoms. They have cloakers.

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