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We found the top 1% of the internet this week (so you don't have to)

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All right, Sam, why are we dressed so festive? It's Casual Friday, baby. It's Casual Friday. And the best stuff is always in the group chat. And these are the things that I sent in the group chat that I wouldn't post publicly. But decided, you know what, it's casual Friday, let's air'em out. All right.

Can we do the first one? The first one. Here it is. Okay, this tw is a tweet from Dylan. Dylan says, At long last, any app can be your alarm app. Apple has finally introduced alarm kit. This is at the the Apple announced what that happened this week.

That lets any app have the same privileges as the clock app. This is long overdue. Dylan, you are absolutely right. Dude, I did not understand this. Is this a joke? No, this is real. So basically You know, like Apple gives you certain permissions, right? If you're an app, you can send push notifications. You could use the camera, you could use the GPS, but for a long time, no app could become your alarm app.

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