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#183 Johnny Carson

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Johnny is the second unhappiest person I've ever known. I'm telling you this for a reason. Right here in front of mister Carson. Watch your step. Johnny's mood.

Can go up to down in milliseconds. The situation about to be discussed would be very dangerous if word gets out. Keep a tight lip. Meanwhile, Johnny seemed impatient. As if he had somewhere else to be.

Henry, Johnny said. Finally arriving at the purpose of our meeting. I have reason to believe my wife is cheating on me. I also have an idea who the son of a bitch is that she's shacking up with. No wonder he'd been restless. He'd been sitting on a bomb show.

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