I Did Nothing For 2 Weeks. It Made Me Better At Everything.

You know, I I have a soft spot in my heart for immigrants. You do love immigrants, dude. Yeah, like Korean store owner energy. So it's almost racist how much you love immigrants. I feel like I can rule the world and know I could be what I want to. Dude, what's going on? Um I haven't seen you in about two weeks. Uh I had a baby. And so I took about two weeks off. You were doing some family stuff. What's going on? Uh let's talk about your baby first,'cause it's much happier. I went to uh my grandpa's funeral, so let's not start with the the saddest news possible. Tell me about the baby. You uh Like we were due, I think on the twentieth, on the thirteenth.

Or the twelfth or something like that, my wife uh was like, I don't want to freak you out. And it was ten PM at night. She's like, My water just broke. Dude, what an unbelievable sentence. She didn't want to freak you out. She's so considerate as her water broke. That's unbelievable. That's the most Sarah thing I've ever heard. Uh and so we went to the hospital, we gave birth. She gave birth. Uh it was don't put don't bring that we shit in here, okay? This is a space for realness. Uh it was great for me. No big deal. Uh I mean I was exhausted and I complained about it for a week. But uh I took I I took two weeks off and it got me thinking before we even get that, I need to know birthing uh situation. What's what's your role? What are you doing? Are you a handholder, are you a coacher, are you off to the side, are you the cameraman? What w what are you doing? She had to get a C section. So like I don't do anything.

Yeah. So I I eventually came in the room and she was like they give they give her medication that like makes her shake or whatever. And so I was basically just like rubbing her face and calming her down. But my wife is very stoic. So I've been I've been lucky. I don't even know how to do things like that. Like sometimes I'm put in this situation, I'm like, Oh, I need this is where I'm supposed to be comforting and I'm like I realize I've never once done that. And so then you know like the It's like when you swing a tennis racket, your the pressure's all off. You don't really know like how much force to apply, how much not to. Like why is my hand so sticky right now? It's terrible. When I got engaged, I was like I like started to put my knee down to the ground. Uh a bound on the back will be fine. It's like the little things that you've never practiced that lunge and then talk giving a speech upwards. It's like a very strange thing. Hey, put her there.

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