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#111 - Sam Parr Returns: The Scheme King is Back

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Yeah. I feel like I can rule the world, I know I can be what I want to I put my all in it like my day song On the road less travel never looking back Sam.

You're back. Are you okay? What's up? You gotta tell you gotta tell us. H look, can you see me? I can see you. Here's my face. Ready, here's a smile. Handsome as ever. Look at that.

So I saw in the video you you posted on Facebook. Well, we should tell people who don't know who don't follow you on Facebook. We should tell what's going on. So Sam was out last week. Yeah. I've been out for about two weeks now. It's it sounded innocent at first, you were just like, I'm not feeling I don't know. You said like it kind of like got worse and worse. I got s more and more scared. It was like I'm not feeling great, to like I think I have like a kidney stone, to like I gotta go to the hospital to like I have kidney failure and I was like what the fuck is going on Dude, it's crazy. So let me tell you the story. So I have a history of kidney stones. So at the hospital they looked at my kidneys. I have about thirty kidney stones.

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