This Hedge Fund Manager Got Away With Insider Trading… Then Made Billions

Uh Sam, what's up, man? I got uh I got some good news for you. Great. Click that link I just put in there. It's uh it's your lucky day, bro. Here's a article in the Financial Times called The Alpha of Ugliness. And uh it turns out that being ugly outperforms. They analyzed a bunch of investors and the investors who were conventionally ugly. Uh outperformed by two percent, I think. So uh Yeah, I I saw that. But here's the problem.

I'm I'm a five I'm five ten. I'm not ugly enough to be made fun of, but I'm definitely not hot enough to be six foot. To get any advantages. Yeah. So that's the issue. Should I get uglier or hotter? I guess uglier. I feel like I can rule the world, I know I could be But I want to I put my all in it like my days off on the bone. Yeah, when I was in second grade, I really liked this one girl and I was like, um

Hey, uh I'm gonna ask that girl to the whatever the dance or something like we had like some party in like third grade. And um Now that I think about it, that's kinda young to be asking girls, but that's what happened. So I went up to her, or no, my friend went up to her and he was like, Hey, Sean likes you. And she goes, um Shounds ugly.

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